Censor Thyself #5

The good people of Walmart lie in bed at night dreaming of ways to improve their interpersonal skills. (Blink, blink.) Sorry, fell asleep there for a moment. Was I saying something?...

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Censor Thyself #4

Two guys in white dress shirts, pants, and ties walk down the street. No this isn't an introduction to a lame joke; it's a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses....

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Censor Thyself #3

The dentist is deserving of some shots, no?...

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Censor Thyself #2

Back so soon? You say. Yep. Once again, I've failed the standard of the cool and collected in favor of eviscerating the messenger (otherwise known as yelling at someone who barely has the authority to wipe their own a** without asking permission, let alone to do anything to improve my situation). ...

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Censor Thyself #1

Driving to the kids' swim lessons this morning, we pulled up to the intersection of 16th street and Avenue of the Cities in Moline as a fiftyish-looking woman in a black sweatsuit was attempting to cross from the west-side Fireworks Coffeehouse to the east-side Whitey's Ice Cream. ...

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