'Sustenence' Means Food

Do you know what "evil-adverbiously" means? Unless you're a die-hard Dickens fan, I'm guessing not....

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'Bling, Bling Got a Ding, Ding?'

What did you think of after reading this headline? If your mind hangs out in the gutter (translation: you really, really, really, really like sex with your wife cause she's freaking ha-ah-ot), you conjured a double-entendre, and that's fine, because it fits perfectly with the latest entry in Seth's...

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New Holiday

What effect do you do normally expect when your kids watch kids' movies? An hour of peace for yourself? A learned lesson or two, told from the point-of-view of animated characters to whom they just might listen? Well, screw all that. How about getting a new national holiday?...

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Silly Adults: Texting's for Kids

Me: Phone is...

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Walmart: Now Offering Sexual Favors?

You have to think for a few seconds to name a product or service Walmart doesn't sell. Eye doctors, family doctors, photography, auto repair, arcade, electronics, furniture, cars (yes, it's true at some locations)--the list could fill a ream and then some. ...

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Flexible Hookers

My mother shook her head, reeling in the knowledge that I would never make it as a farmer in America's heartland. ...

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