Stop salt – medical concept

A Pinch of Murder

What do you do with salt? Put some on your mashed potatoes, spread some on your driveway during wintertime, keep some in your back pocket to use on the opposing football team's eyes (on the player who's down) when the ref's not looking? Any of the preceding and many others unmentioned would be...

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Pretty pregnant with a cigarette

A Mother Made for Primetime

When it comes to making good career decisions, advice is easy to find. The right advice? Somewhat difficult to come by. But if, say, you're trying to figure out the best way to plan your family life as well as your career, and you're looking for someone to emulate, look no further than Josie...

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'That would be an unfortunate circumstance'

If you've ever gotten into a car accident, I'll lay odds the first thought that went through your head was, Gee, golly. I'd better go buy some KY, cause even though this jerk just rammed into me while I was stopped, I'm looking forward to how hard his insurance company is gonnna ride me. Mmm. Aah. I...

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Gunslinger

This is an expansion of one of my Family Maxims. Given today's contentious world, we need to thank those who keep us safe: soldiers....

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'After you.' 'No, after you.' 'No, f*** you.'

I leave the edge of the Yukon Territories and approach the intersection of 16th ave and 7th st on my way to church, seeing through my binoculars a vehicle that's already sitting at a dead stop on the other side of the street, facing me, waiting on something. ...

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Usurpers Must Die

The law-abiding citizen stands--jaw set, neck muscles tight--on the outskirts of his land, staring helplessly at the squatter who has taken up residence just beyond his property line--or, rather, the squatter's vehicle, because this breaker of social code had not the courage to remain behind to see...

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Too Much Junk in the Trunk

I like short skirts....

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Just Say No to the Man-kini (but you can still laugh)

You take a week off from work to get some stuff done around the house. You buy a cast iron sink, thinking it won't be too hard to put in, certainly no tougher than hefting the forty-fives in your workout room....

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