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10 Explanations for Having a 44lb Eight-Month-Old

An article is trending on Yahoo about Eunice Fandino, the mother of an eight-month-old boy who, due to admitted over-feeding on her part, tips the scales at 44lbs and is at risk for serious future health complications, says the article. ...

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25 Ways to Be Sarcastic this Thanksgiving Season (21-25)

21. It's Black Friday, and you want to know why I'm taking back country roads to get across town? Are you kidding me? Have you seen the awesome things the cows are doing this time of year?...

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25 Ways to Be Sarcastic this Thanksgiving Season (16-20)

16. It's probably just a rumor that the Lions have added a new benefit to the players' health plan. This new benefit, which may or may not be called "Death by Cheese Therapy," would be completely unnecessary. What do they have to be depressed about?...

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Re-gifting

Certain messes in life are unavoidable. If you get a DUI and your hair is sufficiently mussed or you manage to jam your finger into the nearest outlet just prior to the mug-shot, chances are you'll be a big-time celebrity some day. ...

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