Money eye bottle soda water isolated on mascot

Hydrating Water

Phil wasn't sure what caused his muscles to dehydrate and shrivel up into jerky encased in skin, but he understood the aftermath. His career was over. ...

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Angry Zeus

God of Goonies

I started driving a new work vehicle. It's the latest model of Toyota Camry, complete with a bunch of features that are cool, but also annoying. Case in point: the audio system automatically syncs with my iPhone, which is cool when you want to play tunes from your iTunes library through the car's...

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Review: Russian Optimism

A blonde youth, maybe four or five-years-old, gazes up from the tableau, a smile on his face. He holds the end of a piece of copper wire. It trails behind him, coiling like a snake. In the background on a shelf, Russian dolls stand in left-to-right ascending height order. Above this, the object on...

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Stop salt – medical concept

A Pinch of Murder

What do you do with salt? Put some on your mashed potatoes, spread some on your driveway during wintertime, keep some in your back pocket to use on the opposing football team's eyes (on the player who's down) when the ref's not looking? Any of the preceding and many others unmentioned would be...

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Legal high concept.

Breaking Glad

Do you dream of becoming a great humanitarian? Helping the world by building schools and providing clean water and safe food and effective government and pickles and jerky for everyone with a pulse? If so, then you share my dream. If you're a little less ambitious, perhaps you have decided to just...

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